Your Website is Letting You Down
Most websites fail, and not because they’re fundamentally broken. They fail because the people building them are too close to see what’s wrong. Familiarity breeds blindness. That’s where our “Roast My Site” service comes in—a brutally honest critique designed to help you fix the things you didn’t even know were broken.
Why Brutal Feedback Works
Most feedback is useless. Your friends tell you they “like it.” Your team nods along in meetings. But visitors to your site aren’t nodding—they’re leaving. Brutal feedback cuts through the niceties and tells you what’s really wrong. Maybe your site is ugly. Perhaps it’s slow. Maybe it’s so confusing people bounce before they even understand what you do. If no one tells you, you’ll keep guessing—and losing.
How “Roast My Site” Works
The process is simple:
- Send us your website link – and we will roast your site.
- We tear it apart. Not because we want to hurt your feelings but because we want you to succeed.
- You fix what’s wrong. And suddenly, your site starts doing what it was always supposed to: converting visitors into customers.
Why You Need It
- You’re Too Close: Judging your work objectively is almost impossible.
- Conversion Matters: If your site isn’t converting, what’s the point?
- Speed Wins: Fixing the right things quickly beats spending months in a redesign spiral.
- Cost-Effective: Honest feedback is cheap compared to the cost of lost sales.
- You’ll Learn: Every roast makes you better at spotting what works—and what doesn’t.
Who’s This For?
It’s for anyone who depends on their website to make money. Entrepreneurs, startups, e-commerce brands, bloggers, and even developers. Especially developers, because we’re the worst at seeing the problems in our own code.
What You’ll Get
- A more transparent, more straightforward, faster website.
- Higher conversions.
- A more robust understanding of what makes websites work (and what doesn’t).
Why It Matters
Most businesses bury their unique selling point, the thing that makes them stand out, under layers of lousy design and vague copy. Only about 20% of companies get this right. Page roasting works because it forces you to see your site like a stranger would. If you can fix that, everything else gets easier.
Ready to Fix Your Site?
Send it in. Get roasted. Fix what’s broken. It’s not magic, but it works. Honest feedback is the closest thing to a shortcut you’ll find. And it might be the most important thing you do for your business this year.
Your website isn’t a static thing—it’s a lever. Stop pulling the wrong way.
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